Slam Book

A lengthy slam book in my inbox is just about the most irritating things that I would want to see. Leave alone the idea of forwarding it to anyone, I detest simply to fill these things up. Makes me think of the movie “The profiler”… Anyways, what the heck.

1. Favourite/Least Favourite Color? Black/Orange.
2. Favourite/Least Favourite Sound? The Ocean/Chalk screeching on a blackboard.
3. Favourite/Least Favourite Smell? Rose/Public washrooms in my country.
4. Favourite/Least Favourite Word? Forever/Goodbye.
5. Favourite/Least Favourite Food? Maggi/French beans.
6. Do you hate more than 3 people? Who’s counting?
7. The last thing you drank? Cognac.
8. What was your first car? Dinky, courtesy Leo Mattel.
9. Have you ever tripped someone? Myself, off late.
10. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four including chappals.
11. Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes, as a child, outta the bus window.
12. Favorite genre of music? Soft rock, Blues, Death Metal… the list goes on and on…
13. Do you like beer? Not much.
14. Is anyone in love with you? Nope.
15. Are you in a complicated love situation? Next question.
16. Like to be reborn as…? Myself.
17. Do looks matter? Absolutely! You don’t read my blog or what…?
18. Are you too forgiving? Nope.
19. Who is the first person you think about when you wake up? Next question.
20. Do you own a gun? Nope. (These questions are designed by the CIA or what?)
21. What did you do last night? Slept…? What were you expecting?
22. Nicknames? Pinchi, Pitchi (rhyming with Litchi), Pinchu, Papinchapi, Robocop, Sud Mama…
23. Do you like your name? If you could change it, what would you choose? I’m ok with it. Don’t want to change it.
24. Define love? Have forgotten all definitions of…
25. What do you like most about yourself? The infinite capacity of continuing to make a fool outta myself, wherever I go, whatever I do.
26. If you had a super power, what would it be? Reading peoples’ minds. Please.
27. Are you thinking about somebody right now? Next question.
28. Is someone thinking about you right now? How do you expect me to know that? I don’t think so.
29. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? If so, do you have a problem with that?
30. Are you happy with your life right now? Next question.
31. Do you like your hair? Never particularly thought about it.
32. Does anyone like you? I don’t think I am likable.
33. Last book you read? The question should be rephrased as “The last pile of books you read…”
34. If you are marooned on an island you would like to be with? Jill Valentine.
35. If you are asked to work in a movie, which star would you co-star with? Elisha Cuthbert.
36. The clothing brand you would like to support the most? QuickSilver.
37. What color are your eyes? Can’t say, ask Asian Paints. (who comes up with these questions?)
38. Best advice you have been given? “You trust people too much, don’t.” -R******
39. Worst advice you have been given? “Trust me.” -The best of friends
40. Your deepest fear? That I might replace GOD someday.
41. When did you last make out? Huh? Hello? Too personal. Next Question. (Aren’t slambooks supposed to be a family thing?)
42. The one thing you would like to change about yourself? Naïveté.
43. What is the best gift you have ever received? A kiss on the cheek.
44. A word that describes you best? LUMP.
45. Last movie you watched? The Happening.
46. Are you afraid of the dark? No. The dark is afraid of me.
47. Have you ever stripped? Next question.
48. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I don’t think so. Things never came to that.
49. Can you cook? Yep.
50. Things that annoy you? Backstabbers, fucking losers, hypocrites… you know the kinds…
51. Money or Love? I’ll put in money, she can put in the love.
52. What do you want more than anything right now? Next question.
53. Do you enjoy scary movies? Yep, laugh my way right through most of them.
54. Favourite movie of all time? A Beautiful Mind.
55. Do you drive fast? I don’t think so but my passengers often relapse into hysterical screams or coma.
56. Marriage Or Live In? Anything, as long as it works.
57. Twin children or singles? Rub it in.
58. Future children’s names? Definitely not ****I** or ****I** or ****I** or ****I** or ****I**.
59. When was the last time you said “i love you” ? 27th April 2008.
60. Is your glass full half or full empty? Overflowing but cracked.
61. What is under your bed? Count Dracula.
62. Are you religious? Nope.
63. Farthest you have been from home? Shimla -> Anchorage(Alaska).
64. Hugs or Kisses? Depends, could be both or none. Could even be KICKS.
65. Who do you miss the most? A part of me.
66. Last time you cried your heart out? 12th Feb, 2008.
67. Last time you laughed your heart out? 18th Jan, 2008.
68. What are you listening to right now? Stray dogs barking outside my house. (Did you mean music?)
69. Dream job? Nat-Geo photographer.
70. Met the love of your life yet? Many times over.
71. Did you know it was him/her and hold on or let go? Interesting question.
72. Biggest achievement? Yet to come. Wait n watch.
73. Biggest regret? When things don’t ring a bell…
74. Most embarrassing moment? Please see questions 41 and 47.
75. If you could meet anyone in the past/present/future, who would it be? Buddha/*******/My next incarnation.
76. If the world is going to end tomorrow, I would… try to figure out how to end it today.
77. If someone tells me “I love you..”, I am likely to… Next Question.
78. If someone tells me “I hate you…”, I am likely to… Smile.
79. Three wishes? No thanks, I’ll take what I deserve.
80. If I meet GOD I would… convince HIM that HE does not exist.
81. If I meet the DEVIL I would…marvel at the way HE has taken over the conscience of many people.
82. Good habit/trait? “Good” is a grossly misunderstood term.
83. Bad habit/trait? Acting as an agony aunt to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
84. Letters or emails? Letters.
85. Has your sibling ever embarrassed you? Still does.
86. Saturday night or monday morning? Wednesday evening. How exactly does it matter when you’re in charge of your own life?
87. City or town? Rub it in.
88. Cycle or bike? Rub it in.
89. Have you been on a plane? Yeah.
90. Have you been on a ship? How did you know?
91. How much time do you spend online daily? Dint clock myself. (Once a prof. in college asked me “How many times do you go to the Girls Hostel?” The answer was on similar lines “I dint count”.)
92. Favourite destination in the world? Oslo, Norway.
93. Least Favourite destination in the world? Can’t say, Mumbai maybe.
94. If you could be someone for a day, it would be… an a$$hole like ******, coz thatz something I can never be otherwise.
95. The first thing anyone will notice about me is… my *dark* complexion.
96. Favourite swear word? I don’t swear.
97. Arguments or fights? Fights, Mortal Kombat style.
98. Best friend I have ever had… *U*****
99. Worst Enemy I have ever had… ********** ***** aka ******* *****
100. Leave this slambook with a favourite quote: “If-” Rudyard Kipling.

Pheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww. I could comment on the content of the questions and answers here, but again, what the heck, it’s 4am anyway. Enjoy the post. :)